I went to talk to my advisor about supposedly studying abroad next semester. And he said
“I will miss having a student like you in my classes Miss Conner, but not near as much as you would miss an opportunity like that”
He then offered me a position as an intern at a human rights law office in Albania for the summer.
When did I get smart? And how did I get so lucky to have an awesome advisor?
So, I just learned today that these adorable little fuzzy caterpillars are scary as hell.
You’d probably never guess that petting one can cause agonizing pain, rashes, internal bleeding, breathing difficulty, welts, or other violent reactions. Their fur is venomous spines. Look at how they purposely appear so cute and soft and make you want to touch them.
Deceptive deadly little motherfuckers.
(Source: excusez--moi, via wondercloverlily)
Hahaha I had to block out the name, but hilarious none the less. My big sister alway gets into the weirdest shit.
Too funny
So I realize that my friends at home are insanely inappropriate and that if I throw phrases like “Cunty Bitch” and “Cock Suckers” around super frequently not around them, people are going to think I am a horrible person.
I also need to work on not saying “I want to lick his face” as a way of saying someone is hot. Super creepy.
I think I have a problem… I am spending to much time on the Game of Thrones tag.
(Source: solongaroundafigure8)
Lets be real, everyone loves the crazy bitch on a show. She is just my personal favorite crazy bitch.
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